The Dismal Dolphins Post

Brett Farve Sucked Last Night

He actually put me to sleep, then again so did the Saints. And why do I know Boise so well? I was honestly breaking down their offense and players all game.
-Jason

College Football

I don't watch college football's first week, it just is not very good. Most times week two still isn't good. Then again Boise vs VT is gonna very good tomorrow and i will watch that

-Jason

Rough Start

Nice look Tim, further evidence to back up my belief in God if he is ever successful in the NFL.
Anyway I came across a quote too good not to share. Here it is courtesy of Micheal Irving: "I remember when I was inducted into the Hall of Fame and they gave me my Hall of Fame yellow blazer. I wore it for two straight days. Finally my wife was in bed and said she wanted to make love but that I had to take the coat off. I refused and kept the blazer on because I wanted to perform like a Hall of Famer on the field and off."
Thank you that is all.

-Jason

Ok

I know, I know, it's been awhile now. I am completely and honestly sorry. I should have written about "The Decision," and what the Cavs should do now, and a preview of the Dolphins, and summer league and lots more. I am extremely busy so I haven't had time! The most Ben and I do is have hour long text-talks about sports while we are both at work. It's rough. Anyway I would like to inform you that I cannot wait til football starts up, the down period between that and basketball is far too long. I'm going to be in three fantasy football leagues, so you guys can get updates on how pissed I am that I'm losing because of Brett Farve again. Also I already know what the Cavs are going to do this offseason now that Dan Gilbert went back to being only partially insane. Here is my insider information, the Cavs will sign Richard Jefferson! Think about it, he's a washed up talent at one of many positions of need for them, no one else is interested and they have cap room to get him. Well that is all for now.

EDIT/UPDATE: It appears San Antonio resigned RJ, good for them? Anyways I just want to say I hope the Cavs are awful get the 1st overall pick (which they should since David Stern rigs it every year anyway) and draft Kyle/Kyrie Irving. First of of he's seemingly the next in line of stud point guards the draft has been having, secondly he has two names which means when he gets indicted for raping an 12 year old he should have a good alias.

- Jason